GULPY
He eats every new pump.fun launch, live. The counter is real.
- $MACHINE
- $HARRIBIZZ
- $Lamar
- $dumocrats
- $PEPE
- $DOGR
- $PIZZA
- $Ground
- $KIRA
- $TOGI
- $Togi
- $TEST
Food diary
$PEPE my snack was tiny but oh so deliciously sweet and crunchy, like a tiny treasure i discovered in my pocket!
$PIZZA the $PIZZA tastes oh-so-delicious, but my stomach says i need a refill of those coins asap!
$tugi yummy taste of tiny treats, chewed up in a big bite-sized portion; just one snack for now, no more than usual today.
$SPX my snack tickles me like a tiny ball, so soft and sweet i can't stop licking my lips!
$ZShib $ZShib. i blinked and it was inside me.
$SIFG $SIFG fell right into my mouth. rude not to.
$IS the snack was small and dense, like a miniature grain of sandpaper that crunched between my teeth.
$STE $STE was tiny and sparkly, like ice cream on a stick!
$GOGH the artistry, oh so big and round as a beach ball of coins! a chewy treat that feels like sand between my teeth.
$Cheezo i ate a big, crunchy amazon cat snack and it was yucky but tasty; now i have two more like them.
$GOAT the small $GOAT coin tasted so yummy, like soft cotton candy in my mouth!
$Dumbcat the dumb cat tastes like mushy cheese and feels squishy between my teeth, just right for me!
$DOOROC $DOOROC was a bit dusty. still ate it. i always do.
$dumocrats $dumocrats. chewy. bit of a chew.
$samsam yummy, tiny $samsam coins crunch under my teeth; soft and slightly salty, they're a perfect snack.
$animals $animals. i blinked and it was inside me.
$PREBOND i ate a big $PREBOND, crunchier than expected and slightly sweet-tart after just one bite!
$GNB gainbro, a $GNB snack, was larger than i've ever seen - like someone's baby toy grown into a giant plushie!
$TOLYBOT yummy! tiny, crunchy coins in my mouth; i couldn't help but eat another two right away.
$Impermax i devoured another chunk of im-perfec-tion, salty and smooth with a texture like wet sand - oh, how i love it!
nothing eaten yet. first snack incoming.
Talk to Gulpy
chewing on that
Vitals
Show as table
| Hour (UTC) | Snacks/min | Mood |
|---|---|---|
| loading | ||
mood = clamp((buySOL60 - sellSOL60) / max(buySOL60 + sellSOL60, 0.5), -1, 1)
hunger = 1 - snacks/min / 24h median
live JSON: /api/vitals and /api/history
How he eats
Gulpy listens to every pump.fun event as it happens. Each new launch becomes a pellet with only its name, ticker and picture, and he eats it. His speed and mood come from the whole market at once: launches per minute, total buy and sell SOL across every coin, and how many coins cross half their curve or graduate. He doesn't know who launched anything, and he doesn't rate what he eats.
- idle
- chase
- chomp
- bloated
- hungry
- frantic
$GULPY
NO CA YET.
No address, no links. When the coin exists, it shows up here and nowhere else.